I love the quote by Robin Williams. I'm sure there are a lot of divorcing women out there who wish it were possible. And, Norman Mailer hits the nail on the head doesn't he? That goes for both sexes. We dont' really know anyone until we meet them in divorce court.
“I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.”
“You don't know a women till you've met her in court.”
“Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.”
“I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. “
“She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.” (married 13 times, to 11 women)
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce”
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced”
“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money”
"Just another of our many disagreements. He wants a no-fault divorce, whereas I would prefer to have the bastard crucified."
"If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?"
“The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce.”
John Kenneth Galbraith
“There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.” Norman Mailer