You like him, NO you LOVE him, NO you're 'obsessed' with him. You're the one who has called too many times. Are you there?? Hello...I thought you said you would call at 4, its 4:05. Pick up the phone, I know you are there. Hello! Hello! Hello- he's not picking up for a reason.
You are planning on seeing two men in one night. You will meet one for Happy Hour and then one for "Happier Hour" later on. You are getting pleasure out of pushing it.
Dating for you is an Olympic sport. You entertain every possible category of potential mate as often as is humanly possible. You need to jot down notes on each guy and check the notes often so as not to confuse Bob with Bill or Ben. Often serial daters return to the same location with a different date each time. You might want to consider tipping the wait staff to not say "Is this the same guy as last week?"
Chemistry or Nothing Daters:
You want to pass back through the revolving door as soon as you spot your date at the bar. Nothing he says or does will matter if you are not attracted the moment you see him. You will try not to show your disappointment and stay longer than you want to, but you wish you had a good enough excuse to leave. He's a lovely person but because you stayed so long he thinks you like him. You would like to remain friends. You know he will never see you again.
You make a date and plan on going but the closer the date comes the less interest you have. It sounded better in the planning stage so you start formulating a list of legitimate excuses which starts to crescendo in your head and begins to raise your heart rate. Finally, you make the dreaded call and bail before the moment of truth. Ahhhhh, glad that's over. This is a repetitive pattern and will ensure you never go out.
Phone Tag Daters:
You call him and leave a message, he calls you and leaves a message ,you call him, he calls you -until it gets really boring and you break up before you even meet.
You use your date as a psychology session . Saves time and money especially if you have no health insurance.
"I Got It" Daters:
You are used to handling everything on your own, however you still appreciate chivalry and welcome an opportunity to try and act feminine and alluring. The check comes, you say" I've got it", he argues “he's got it", but you don't shut up and now he lets you pay. Now you have no respect for him or yourself because the whole reason you came on the date was to feel feminine. Now you're feeling butch and he's history. You can't respect a guy who let's you pay on the first date.
Hello Lets Get Married Daters:
One cup of coffee and you're picking a new china pattern. This ensures you will never see this date again.
Check On the Kids Daters:
You are attempting to relax and enjoy a moment of adult pleasure but your cell phone is in your hand and you are either getting calls in between courses from your kids or your babysitter, or you are outside the restaurant or bar every ten minutes checking on them. This is very unrelaxing and will only be understood if your date also has kids, in which case his phone is also in his hand and he is doing the same thing. Could be a perfect match.
I Love You Tonight But I Have To Be Home Before Breakfast Daters:
Your kids are old enough to stay by themselves. You know you are mature enough to do whatever you want but you don't want your kids or anyone else to know what you are doing. You manage to sneak back in the house and pretend you just woke up before anyone else wakes up. Only you know why you are asleep on the couch till 4pm. The kids think you're sick.
You're comfortable with who you are and are open minded to whoever your date turns out to be. You are genuine and warm and appreciative of this other persons attempt to find love and companionship too. You have a wonderfully surprising time and look forward to enjoying each others company again and again.
It is my wish - that you all become Happy Daters!